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Topic: Try to read out loud, its funny...
Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight...

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew
speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make
you feel comfortable. Meanwhile,
the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit
upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."
Oct 5, 2007
6:59 AM

Posted by SOMCHAI 

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Oh really! Its very funny! wish that I was on board..
Oct 16, 2007
7:39 AM

Posted by Irvin Manohar

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is this the same 737 that got burnt after it landed sme tyme ago in oct
Dec 23, 2007
2:19 AM


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yea aircraft engineers are "plane nuts" too.
Sep 23, 2008
3:44 PM

Posted by alan guranna

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YES
Oct 25, 2008
12:28 PM


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